A Recent Telephone Conversation:

WILL: Papa, I lost a tooth!

    PAPA: Oh my goodness. Did you try to find it?

WILL: No, Papa. I put it under my pillow.

    PAPA: Oh, so you found it.

WILL: No, Papa. The tooth fairy took it.

    PAPA: Did you ask her to give it back to you?

WILL:. Nooooo. She gave me a dollar.

    PAPA: Well, if you give the dollar back, will she bring your tooth back?

WILL: Nooooo. Papa! She can keep my tooth and I will keep the dollar!

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